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Only in America ……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
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Only in America …..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ……do...
Nice Joke!!!!!!
A “Mallu” male (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.
When the manager saw the Mallu’s colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming “NOT THIS MAN.”
Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.
So he told HIm ”If you could form a sentence using the words that I give...
Simplest way to recruit right the person -LOL
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them. Put them in auditing.
If they...
A Watan Ke Sajeelay Siasat Daano
A Watan Ke Sajeelay Siasat Daano
Saray Raqbay Tumharay Lia Hain
Kothion Ke Talabgar Ho Tum
Platon Ke Parastar Ho Tum
O. Zalalat Ke Zinda Misaalo
Saaray Karzay Tumharay Lie Hain
Tum Hi Se Qaaim Budget Ka Khasara
Lahoo Pee Lo Gharibon Ka Saara
Aey Jahannum Ke Zinda Nishano
Saray Funds Tumharay Lie Hain
Aey Paak Watan Ke Ghaddaro
O, America Ke Wafadaro
Yeh Jitni Be Hain Is Jahan Mein
Sari Lanatain Tumharay...
MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE
A new sign in the Bank lobby reads:
‘Please note that this Bank is
installing new Drive-through ATM
machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures
outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research,
MALE and FEMALE procedures have
been developed. Please follow...
Effectiveness
Effectiveness
A giant ship engine failed. The ship’s owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine.
Then they brought in an old man in his eighties who had been fixing ships since he was a young man. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully from top...
Australian Cafe Claims World’s Biggest Burger
Australian Cafe Claims World’s Biggest Burger
A Sydney cafe is flipping out after cooking a hamburger believed to be the world’s biggest.
The Ambrosia on the Spot cafe in Randwick began creating the giant patty at 9.45pm Saturday. Four men were needed to flip the bulging burger, which at 90 kilograms, weighed in at more than the average human.
Cafe owners Joe and Iman El-Ajouz said the...
Human Magnet Contest In Vietnam
Human Magnet Contest In Vietnam
I’m sure you have at least one friend that claims he is a spring of magnetic energy, just because he can balance a spoon on the tip of his nose, but in Vietnam,this kind of phenomenon is taken seriously.
Yesterday, during a ceremony to celebrate 12 years since the inauguration of the Vietnamese department for the research and study of energy, human magnets from...
