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Laado De Lashkare Jag Mag Kapre Saare O Laado Sabun O Laado Sabun . . . . Ye Commercial Break Tha Ab Ap Jo Kaam Kar Rahe The Jari Rakhein  Read More →

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A Chinese Couple Mr.  Hua & Mrs. Hua Got Twin Babies After Marriage They Named Them ‘Jo-Hua’ ‘So-Hua’ Next Year They Got One More Baby Us Ka Name Rakha ‘Ye-Kia-Hoa’  Read More →

If You Eyes Are Sweet, You Will Love World But If Your Tongue Is Sweet The World Will Love You & If Both Are Sweet . . . Feir Te Tussi Anni Macha Deyo Gay Saddi Tarah J  Read More →

Shair Arz Kia Hai Idher Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya Ha Udhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya Hai . . . . Message Delete Kar Do Sher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai  Read More →

Ajeeb Se Kanjusi Hai Is Zamane Ke Lougon Mein Faraz Package Free Ho Ke Bhi Message Nai Karte?    Read More →

Medical Poem Chalo Faraz Ab Mausam Ka Maza Chakhain Tamam Dawain Bachon Ke Pohanch Se Door Rakhein Faraz Kia Milan Kea B Justuju Karain Tabiat Zyada Khrab Ho To Doctor Se Rujoo Karein Faraz Humari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Karein Dawai Achi Tarah Hila Kar Istamal Karein Faraz Dil Mera Doob Gaya Jab Us Ke Uthi Doli Subah Sham Khan Eke Baad Aik Aik Goli, Faraz Wo To Ishq Karne Pe Razamand Hai Jumay... 

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This Message Is Strictly For Sweet  And Good-Looking People Since You Accidently Received This Message. We Deeply Apologise For The Technical Error…..:-)  Read More →

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