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May 29, 2010 | 1 Comment
Jab Aap Computer Ke Samny Baithty Ho To Computer Aap Ke Bary Mein Kia Soch Raha Ho Ga? Guess . . Guess . . Guess . . Intel Inside & Pagal Outside...
May 24, 2010 | No Comments
New Qoomi Taarana Zardari Ke Zamin Shad Baad Bijli Aye 8 Ghente Baad Tu-Nishan-E-Corruption Aalishan Arz-E-Zardaristan Shad Baad Sindh Rahay Abaad Zardari Ke Zamin Ka Nizaam Aatay, Gas Bijli Ka Bohran Quam Mulk Sub Gharak Nawaz Wakeel Pa-In-Da-Baad Benazir Dunia Say Farar Parchamay Sitara-O-Hilal Khoon Mein Ranga Sara Saal Bhool A...
February 11, 2010 | 6 Comments
Musibat Ka Syrup Ho Tum Tension Ka Capsule Ho Tum Afat Ke Tablet Ho Tum Per Kya Krein Sehna Parta Hai Que Keh Dosti Ka Sample Ho Tum (Not For Sale $$$)...
February 11, 2010 | No Comments
Sardar Asked To Explain This Saying: “Sorrow Is Our Constant Companion Happiness Comes & Goes” Sardar Said: “My Wife Is Always With Me Her Sister Comes And Goes”...
February 11, 2010 | 9 Comments
Ek American Ne Aik Pathan Se Kaha: Tumhe Pata Hai Humare Mulk Mein Shadi Email Se Bhi Hoti Hai Pathan Ne Kaha: Kamal Hai Humare Mulk Me To Sirf Female Se Hoti Hai...
October 2, 2009 | 12 Comments
Khan Was Waiting For Train With His Wife, Train Ai Oper Likha Tha “Khybar Mail” Khan Bhag Ke Charh Gaya Aur Biwi Se Kaha Jab “Khaber Femail Aye To Tum Bhi Charh Jana J...
September 23, 2009 | No Comments
What Is The Difference Between Wife & Saali? Saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duty, Saali Is Pension, Wife Is Tension, Saali Is Yummy, Wife Is Vehmi, Saali Is Patakha, Wife Is Sayapa, Saali Is Cool, Wife Is Fool, Saali Is Tuty-Fruity, Wife Is Kismet Phuti Saali Is Fresh Cake, Wife Is Earth-Quake!!!!!!!...
September 23, 2009 | No Comments
Girl: Papa Ek Larka Bar Bar I Love You Bolta Hai Kia Karun? . . . . Father: Beta Us Se Shadi Ker Le Zindagi Mein Agar Dobara Bol De To Mera Naam Badal Dena...
September 23, 2009 | 1 Comment
Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamai Denay Se 10% Such Milta Hai Kise Dusri Lady Ko Apni Kamai Ka 10% Denay Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai Paisa Ap Ka Faisla Aap Ka J...
September 23, 2009 | 1 Comment
Ab Urdu Pashto Aur English Ke Baad Faraz Paish Hai Arabic Mein Haaza Ya Farazaa Aalu Matar Pyaza Ya Rafeeqa Ya Rafeeqa!! Koi Sms Na Kita Ye Kia Tareka?...
September 23, 2009 | No Comments
Wafa Ke Is Shehar Mein Hum Jaisa Sodagar Na Miley Ga Faraz Hum To Aansoo Bhi Khareed Laitey Hain Apni Muskurahat Dey Kar...
September 19, 2009 | 47 Comments
English Teacher: Wo Larki Sub Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Karti Hai Batao Is Sentence Me Larki Kia Hai? Students: Sir Larki 2 Number Hai J...
September 19, 2009 | No Comments
Pathan Ne Ghair Qanoni Ghar Banaya Kise Ne Mashwara Dia Gher Pe Asa Kuch Karo Ke Police Samje Purana Gher Hai Pathan Ne Dewar Pe Likha Quaid-E-Azam Khan Ko Raha Karo...
September 19, 2009 | 2 Comments
Mareez Doctor Se Dr. Sahib Muje Door Ka Nazar Nai Ata Doctor: Wo Asman Per Kaya Hai Mareez: Chand Doctor: Aby Salay Is Se Adoor Kaya Ab Frishtay Dekhe Ga….!!!!...
September 1, 2009 | No Comments
Jailor: Tenu Kal Subah 5 Am Pe Phansi Di Jaye Ge Sardar: Hahahahahhaha Jailor: Kion Hasda Paya Wain? Sardar: Mein Te Utthda Hi 10 Vajay Aan...
September 1, 2009 | 2 Comments
Father To Son Father Paros Ke Larki Ko Dekho Wo Exams Me First Ai Hai Son: Us Ko Hi Dekhta Tha Tabhi Fail Ho Gaya...
September 1, 2009 | 1 Comment
Agar Taliban Ke Hakoomat A Gai To Humari Films Ke Name Ase Hon Ge Kaho Na Ramzan Hai Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam Kabi Roza Kabi Namaz Humari Tasbih Ap Ke Pass Hai Molvi Banaya Aap Ne Aa Ab Namaz Parhein Shaheed To Hona Hi Tha Janam Sajda Karo Ye Burqa Ap Ka Hoa...
September 1, 2009 | No Comments
Aik Pathan Chilkay Samait Kella Kha Raha Tha Kise Ne Us Ko Toka Is Ko Cheel To Lo Pathan Bola Kya Zaroort Hai Hum Ko Malum Hai Ke Is Ke Andar Kella Hai J...
August 29, 2009 | No Comments
Aik Pathan Floor # 12 Pe Khara Tha Aik Admi Bola Gul Khan Tumhari Bati Bhag Gai Ye Sunte Hi Pathan Ne Floor # 12 Se Jump Laga Dia Neeche Girte Hoa 10th Floor Pe Yaad Aya Ke Humara To Koi Beti Hi Nai 5th Floor Pe Yaad Aya Ke Humara To Abhi Shadi Hi Nai Hoi Or Gir Ke Yaad Aya Ke Mera Naam To Gul Khan Nai Hai Oye!!!!...
August 29, 2009 | 4 Comments