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Hi Friend! I Need To Ask You Something
& I Want You To Be Totally Honest With Me,
It Might Be Awkward Between Us After This
But I Want To Know How You Feel,
I Have Kept It In For A While Now
But I Think Its Finally Time To Be
Straight & Confront You
I Hope This Doesn’t Ruin Our Relationship
I Need To Know & I Don’t See Any Other Way
I Could Get Over This
I Want You To Tell Me
Truthfully...
Funny SMS
The World’s Thinnest Book Is Titled,
“What Women Want”
It Has Only One Word Written In It:
.
.
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Everything J
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Urdu Funny SMS
Shaitaan Association Invites All Members
For Annual Meeting
To Discuss Their Vacation
For The Month Of Ramadan
So Your Attendance
As A Senior Member Is Required!!!
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Funny SMS
Galileo: Great Mind
Einstein: Genius Mind
Newton: Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind
Me: Master Mind
U: HahhahahaJHeheeheheJ
Don’t Mind
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GOOD ONE !! IMPACT of JOB CHANGE
IMPACT of JOB CHANGE: tooooooo good………..!
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the
car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few
centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver
said: “Look...
Love & Flirt SMS
What is confidence?
Ten boys decided to propose a girl…..
Nince boys came with roses,
One boy came with
“Molvi”
This is confidence….!
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Funny SMS
Taliban Taliban yes papa
Explosive bomb no papa
Telling a lie no papa
Open your jacket
Thaaaa thaaaa thaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Funny SMS
A psychological survey report:
When two couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others’ dresses
&
Husbands look at each others’ wives:-P
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Funny SMS
Two friends saw a lion,
Ist climb up the tree,
2nd lay down & hold his breath
Lion came to him and said,
“ Na puttar na ey filma hun puranian ho gaian nayJ”
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Funny SMS
Arguing with wife is just like wrestling
With a cow in the mud
After sometimes you realize that
You are getting dirty
And the cow is enjoying it:-D
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Funny SMS
Teacher: what is the most confusing day for Americans?
Student: Father’s Day!!
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Funny SMS
U.S.A is the only country
Where a black poor kid can become
A rich white women!
God Bless Michel Jackson..:-)
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Funny SMS
A mouse was going with its kids
A cat jumped in front of them,
Mouse shouted “bhow” “bhow”
Cat ran away,
Mouse: that’s the advantage of learning foreign language
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