Two Difficult Things To Achieve To Plant Your Ideas In Someone Else’s Head To Put Someone Else‘S Money In Your Own Pocket He Who Succeeds In The First Is Called Teacher And The One Who Succeeds In The Second Is Called Businessman The One Who Succeeds In Both Is Called Wife!!!!!!!!!!  Read More →

A “Mallu” male (from the heart of Kerala) went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY. When the manager saw the Mallu’s colorful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming “NOT THIS MAN.” Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu. So he told  HIm  ”If you could form a sentence using the words that I give... 

Once A Genius Sardar Wrote To Bill Gates Sir I Have Some Questions To Ask You 1: The Letters On Keyboard Are Not In Proper Order When Will The Corrected Version Be Released 2: There Is A Start Button But No Stop Button 3: We Have Used Ms-Word, When Will Mr-Word Be Released? 4: There Is No Any Key Button On The Keyboard While Computer Frequently Asks For That To Press 5: Finally A Personal Question... 

Young Generation Ki Dua Oh My God Oh My Mola Give Me One Toyota Corolla A Mobile Of Nokia Or Motorola A Trip To KFC With My Friends And A Lunch With Chicken Burger And Coca Cola Oh My God I Am Alone In This World Give Me A Girl Friend Who Has Age Of Sola But Girl Should Be Hot And Shoal  Read More →

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I Love Work But Unfortunately If I Do Work It Gets Finished How Can I Finish Something That I Love So I Don’t Work Enjoy Laziness With Attitude  Read More →

Types Of Ladies HARD DISK LADY She Remembers Everything Forever RAM LADY Forget You The Moment U-Turn Her Off SCREEN SAVER LADY Good For Nothing But She’s Fun INTERNET LADY Difficult To Access SERVER LADY Always Busy When You Need Her VIRUS LADY Known As Wife, She’ll Always Pop Up When Least Expected She Installs Herself Automatically Destroys All Your Data & Consumes All Your Resources... 

A Little Boy Asked His Father How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? The Father Replied, I Don’t Know My Son But I Am Still Paying For It J  Read More →

Definition Of Wife Someone Who Will Stand By You Through All The Troubles Which You Would Not Have Had If You Had Stayed Single J  Read More →

Jab Aap Computer Ke Samny Baithty Ho To Computer Aap Ke Bary Mein Kia Soch Raha Ho Ga? Guess . . Guess . . Guess . . Intel Inside & Pagal Outside  Read More →

Importance Of Thumb Child Use It For Chewing Illiterate People Use If For Signing Winners For Victory And My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS Message Ohh You Too!  Read More →

Dear Customer Your Sleeping Time Has Been Expired Now You Can Not Use Bed Anymore To Subscribe Again Please Wait For Night  Read More →

English Teacher: Wo Larki Sub Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Karti Hai Batao Is Sentence Me Larki Kia Hai? Students: Sir Larki 2 Number Hai J  Read More →

Dil Ne Kaha Chalo Sms Karo Socha . . . Dil To Pagal Hai . . Phir Khayal Aaya Chalo Kio Baat Nai . . . Jisko Kerna Hai Wo Konse Normal Hai  Read More →

Ghareylo Totkay 1: Agar Ap Ko Kutta Kaat Le To  Ap Usay Kaat Lein Hisab Barabar 2: Doodh Phat Jaye To Safaid Dhage  Se Si Lien Kise Ko Pata Bi Nai Chale Ga 3: Agar Ap Ka Qad Chota Hai To ¾ Martba Phansi Lein Agar Both Faida Ho Ga 4: Agar Ap Ke Baal Girte Hain To Tind Kerwa Lein Phir Kabi Nai Gire Ge  Read More →

Sardar’s Essay On The Cow He Is The Cow He Has Got Four Legs Together Two Forward And Two Afterwards Its Gives Mils Which Comes From Four Taps Attached To The Basement It Gives Healthy Fats, Its Motion  Is In Quantity Very Useful It Has Tail Situated In The Backyard  And Has Hair On It Flies Many Use It As Vehicle Also Therefore Cow Rockz!  Read More →

Welcome To Pakistan Due To The Recent Situation Of Pakistan The Courses Have Been Changed Mbbs: Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies Ca: Career In Al-Qaeda Msc: Master Suicide Course It: Institute Of Terrorism Mba: Member Of Blasting Agency All These Courses Are Offered By Uet : University Of Error & Terror!!!!      Read More →

My Way Of Life: People Laugh Because I Am Different And I Smile Because They Are All The Same That’s Called Attitude!!!!!!!  Read More →

Sardar Writing His Diary: My Sister Had A Baby This Morning I Have Not Heard That It’s A Boy Or A Girl So I Don’t Know Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty!!!  Read More →

You Are A-B-C-D Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear E-F-G Excellent Funny Genius H-I-J Hello, I Am Joking J  Read More →