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Types Of Ladies HARD DISK LADY She Remembers Everything Forever RAM LADY Forget You The Moment U-Turn Her Off SCREEN SAVER LADY Good For Nothing But She’s Fun INTERNET LADY Difficult To Access SERVER LADY Always Busy When You Need Her VIRUS LADY Known As Wife, She’ll Always Pop Up... (Continue reading)
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A Little Boy Asked His Father How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? The Father Replied, I Don’t Know My Son But I Am Still Paying For It J ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 25 May, 2010 at 0:55 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Definition Of Wife Someone Who Will Stand By You Through All The Troubles Which You Would Not Have Had If You Had Stayed Single J ... (Continue reading)
Urdu Funny SMS
Written on 24 May, 2010 at 8:47 in Funny SMS, Urdu Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Jab Aap Computer Ke Samny Baithty Ho To Computer Aap Ke Bary Mein Kia Soch Raha Ho Ga? Guess . . Guess . . Guess . . Intel Inside & Pagal Outside ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 20 May, 2010 at 4:11 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Importance Of Thumb Child Use It For Chewing Illiterate People Use If For Signing Winners For Victory And My Fans Use It For Reading My SMS Message Ohh You Too! ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 11 Feb, 2010 at 2:15 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Dear Customer Your Sleeping Time Has Been Expired Now You Can Not Use Bed Anymore To Subscribe Again Please Wait For Night ... (Continue reading)
Urdu Funny SMS
Written on 19 Sep, 2009 at 0:55 in Funny SMS, Urdu Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
English Teacher: Wo Larki Sub Larkon Se Hans Kar Bat Karti Hai Batao Is Sentence Me Larki Kia Hai? Students: Sir Larki 2 Number Hai J ... (Continue reading)
Dil Ne Kaha Chalo Sms Karo
Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 1:26 in Friendship SMS, Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Dil Ne Kaha Chalo Sms Karo Socha . . . Dil To Pagal Hai . . Phir Khayal Aaya Chalo Kio Baat Nai . . . Jisko Kerna Hai Wo Konse Normal Hai ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 1:11 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Ghareylo Totkay 1: Agar Ap Ko Kutta Kaat Le To Ap Usay Kaat Lein Hisab Barabar 2: Doodh Phat Jaye To Safaid Dhage Se Si Lien Kise Ko Pata Bi Nai Chale Ga 3: Agar Ap Ka Qad Chota Hai To ¾ Martba Phansi... (Continue reading)
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Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 1:10 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Sardar’s Essay On The Cow He Is The Cow He Has Got Four Legs Together Two Forward And Two Afterwards Its Gives Mils Which Comes From Four Taps Attached To The Basement It Gives Healthy Fats, Its Motion Is In Quantity Very Useful It Has Tail Situated... (Continue reading)
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Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 1:05 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 2 comments so far
Welcome To Pakistan Due To The Recent Situation Of Pakistan The Courses Have Been Changed Mbbs: Master In Bomb Blasting Strategies Ca: Career In Al-Qaeda Msc: Master Suicide Course It: Institute Of Terrorism Mba: Member Of Blasting Agency All These Courses Are Offered By Uet : University Of... (Continue reading)
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My Way Of Life: People Laugh Because I Am Different And I Smile Because They Are All The Same That’s Called Attitude!!!!!!! ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 12 Aug, 2009 at 2:02 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Sardar Writing His Diary: My Sister Had A Baby This Morning I Have Not Heard That It’s A Boy Or A Girl So I Don’t Know Whether I Am Uncle Or Aunty!!! ... (Continue reading)
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You Are A-B-C-D Attractive Beautiful Cute Dear E-F-G Excellent Funny Genius H-I-J Hello, I Am Joking J ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 9 Aug, 2009 at 1:36 in Friendship SMS, Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 3 comments so far
Hi Friend! I Need To Ask You Something & I Want You To Be Totally Honest With Me, It Might Be Awkward Between Us After This But I Want To Know How You Feel, I Have Kept It In For A While Now But... (Continue reading)
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Written on 6 Aug, 2009 at 3:01 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
The World’s Thinnest Book Is Titled, “What Women Want” It Has Only One Word Written In It: . . . Everything J ... (Continue reading)
Urdu Funny SMS
Written on 30 Jul, 2009 at 9:59 in Funny SMS, Urdu Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Shaitaan Association Invites All Members For Annual Meeting To Discuss Their Vacation For The Month Of Ramadan So Your Attendance As A Senior Member Is Required!!! ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 27 Jul, 2009 at 2:21 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Galileo: Great Mind Einstein: Genius Mind Newton: Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind Me: Master Mind U: HahhahahaJHeheeheheJ Don’t Mind ... (Continue reading)
GOOD ONE !! IMPACT of JOB CHANGE
Written on 23 Jul, 2009 at 11:17 in Fun & Games, Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
IMPACT of JOB CHANGE: tooooooo good………..! A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters... (Continue reading)
Love & Flirt SMS
Written on 22 Jul, 2009 at 17:30 in Funny SMS, Love & Flirt SMS, Urdu Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 1 comment so far
What is confidence? Ten boys decided to propose a girl….. Nince boys came with roses, One boy came with “Molvi” This is confidence….! ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 18 Jul, 2009 at 12:51 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Taliban Taliban yes papa Explosive bomb no papa Telling a lie no papa Open your jacket Thaaaa thaaaa thaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 16 Jul, 2009 at 14:44 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
A psychological survey report: When two couples come face to face, Wives look at each others’ dresses & Husbands look at each others’ wives:-P ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 15 Jul, 2009 at 14:28 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Two friends saw a lion, Ist climb up the tree, 2nd lay down & hold his breath Lion came to him and said, “ Na puttar na ey filma hun puranian ho gaian nayJ” ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 14 Jul, 2009 at 12:55 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
Arguing with wife is just like wrestling With a cow in the mud After sometimes you realize that You are getting dirty And the cow is enjoying it:-D ... (Continue reading)
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Teacher: what is the most confusing day for Americans? Student: Father’s Day!! ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 12 Jul, 2009 at 8:00 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 0 comments so far
U.S.A is the only country Where a black poor kid can become A rich white women! God Bless Michel Jackson..:-) ... (Continue reading)
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Written on 11 Jul, 2009 at 13:27 in Funny SMS | viewed times and users have made 3 comments so far
A mouse was going with its kids A cat jumped in front of them, Mouse shouted “bhow” “bhow” Cat ran away, Mouse: that’s the advantage of learning foreign language ... (Continue reading)