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Urdu Funny SMS
Aik Pinjray Mein Kuch Totay
Aik Toti Ko Chair Rahe Thay
Jab Ke Dosre Pinjray Mein Aik Tota Tasbih
Aur Doosra Namaz Parh Raha Tha
Malik Ne Toti Ka Pinjra Tabdil Kr Dia
Jab Wo Naik Toton Ke Pinjray Mein Gai
To Tasbi Wala Tota Doosray Totay Se Bola
“Utth Shahzaday Dua Qabool Ho Gai Hai.”
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Urdu Funny SMS
Payar Be Ajib Shay Hai
Maan Se Ho To Ebaadat
Baap Se Ho To Muqadas
Bhai Se Ho To Aqeedat
Bahan Se Ho To Farz
Or Biwi Se Ho To
Sub Kahte Hain
“Thalley Lag Gya..:-)”
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Urdu Poetry SMS
Zindgi Me
Her Dam
Hanstey Raho
Hansna Zindgi Ke
Zaroort Hai
Zindgi Ko Is Andaz
Mein Jiyo
Ke Ap Ko Dekh Ker
Log Kahe
Wo Dekho
Zindgi Kitni
Khubsoort Hai
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Islamic SMS
Wo Sehri Ka Maza
Wo Iftari Ke Bhook
Wo Quran Ke Tilawat
Wo Namaz Ka Mamul
Wo Roze Ke Barkat
Wo Roze Ka Nor
Sirf 30 Din Door
Phir Ho Ga
Mah-E-Ramzan Purnoor
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Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS
***Lakeerien****
Us Ne Mery
Hath Ki
Lakeerien Dekhin
Or Phir Hans
Kar Kaha!
Tujhy Zindgi Me
Sab Kuch Milay Ga
Sivaay,
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Bijli Ke…J
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ATLAS OF CREATION
ATLAS OF CREATION
INTRODUCTION
Charles Darwin
Some 150 years ago, the British naturalist Charles Darwin proposed a theory based on various observations made during his travels, but which could not be supported by any subsequent scientific findings. In essence, his theory of evolution consisted of various scenarios, assumptions and conjectures that Darwin dreamed up in his own imagination.
According...
Correct way of eating Fruits
Correct Way of Eating Fruits:
EATING FRUIT – Guide
We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It’s not as easy as you think It’s important to know how and when to eat..
What is the correct way of eating fruits?
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! – FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
If...
Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS
Kise Ko ISHQ Ke Tarap Maar Deti Hai
Kisi Ko Payar Ki Gehrai Maar Deti Hai\
Jo Is Se Bach Jaye
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Use
Pakistan Ke
Loadshedding Maar Deti Hai J
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Decent SMS
Contradictory Proverbs
1: All Good Things Come To Those Who Wait But
Time And Tide Wait For None
2: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword
But Actions Speak Louder Than Words
3: Many Hands Make The Work Lighter
But Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth
4: Doubt Is The Beginning Of Wisdom
But Faith Moves Mountains
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Love & Flirt SMS
Simple Bye Makes Us Cry
Simple Joke Makes Us Laugh
Simple Care Makes Us Fall In Love
Simple Touch Makes Us Feel Better
But I Hope My Simple SMS Makes You Smile J
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Funny SMS
Galileo: Great Mind
Einstein: Genius Mind
Newton: Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind
Me: Master Mind
U: HahhahahaJHeheeheheJ
Don’t Mind
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Urdu Funny SMS
Aap Ki Kahani
Humari Zubani
Aap Ke Paass Dimagh Hai
Chalta Nahi Wo Alag Baat Hai
Aap Smart Hai,
Koi Manta Nai Alag Baat Hai
Aap Sharif Hain
Lagtay Nai Wo Alag Baat Hai
Aap Ke Paas Cell Phone Hai
Call Nai Kartay Wo Alag Baat Hai
Kaafi Izzat Hai Aap Ki
Koi Karta Nai Ye Alag Baat Hai
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Urdu Funny SMS
Agar Doctors Film Banatay Toh
Un Filmo Ke Naam Ye Hote
X-Ray Ho Na Ho,
Kaho Na Bukhar Hai
Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam
Mere Yaar Ka Operation Ha
Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hote
Mien Dettol Ke Dewani Ho
Humara Thermometer Aap Ke Pass Hai
Kabi Drip Kabi Injection
Zukaam To Hona Hi Tha J
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Urdu Funny SMS
Pathan Ne Apni Bhabi Qatal Kar Di
Police: Kion Ki?
Pathan: Mere Dost Ke Pass Call Aye
Wo Hans Hans Ke Baat Kr Raha Tha
Me Ne Poocha Kon Hai
To Bola
Tumhari Bhabi J
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Urdu Poetry SMS
Suno!
Ek Kam
Karna,
Chand Se Kuch
Mitti Lana
Us Se Tum Payar Ke
Mujasmey Banana
Ik Tum Jaisa!
Ik Muj Jaisa!
Phir Un Ko Tum
Tor Dena
Phir Un Se Do Aur Banana!
Ik Tum Jaisa!
Ik Mujh Jaisa!
Taa Ke
Tum Mein Kuch
Main Rah Jaon
Aur
Mujh Mein Kuch
Tum Rah Jao!!!
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Urdu Poetry SMS
Aik Din Kante Ne Phool Se Kaha Ke Tu Both Khubsoorat Hia
Is Liya Duniya Ka Sab Log Tujh Se Muhabbat Karte Hain
Aur Muj Se Nafrat Krte Hain
Toh Phool Ne Bari Sadgi Se Jawab Dia
Dunia Ke Nafrat Krne Se Kia Hota Hai
Me To Tujhe Se Muhabat Krta Ho
Is Lia Tujh Se Juda Hote Hi Murjha Jata Hon
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Love & Flirt SMS
Distance, Time Or Reason Can Never Keep Us Far…..
So Even When I Am Not Near Never Shed A Tear…….
For No Matter I Go…
My Heart Will Be Where You Are!!!
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FIA, PTA cannot screen ‘bad’ e-messages
FIA, PTA cannot screen ‘bad’ e-messages
By Zulqernain Tahir
Tuesday, 14 Jul, 2009 | 08:52 AM PST | DAWN.com
‘We have a system to detect culprits on receiving complaints but there is no mechanism to screen millions of SMS,’ FIA Director (Punjab) Azam Joya told Dawn. — File Photo
LAHORE: Though the federal government has announced punishment for sending indecent, provocative and ‘ill-motivated’...
FIA to Crack Down on SMS Messages
FIA to Crack Down on SMS Messages
By Hidden Eyes · Thursday, May 14, 2009 | ProPakistani
Interior Minister, Rehman Malik has directed the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) to crack down on unscrupulous elements involved in cyber crime, particularly the misuse of short message service (SMS) by some banned outfits to advance their agenda.
“The interior minister has directed the FIA director general...