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Urdu Funny SMS

Aik Pinjray Mein Kuch Totay Aik Toti Ko Chair Rahe Thay Jab Ke Dosre Pinjray Mein Aik Tota Tasbih Aur Doosra Namaz Parh Raha Tha Malik Ne Toti Ka Pinjra Tabdil Kr Dia Jab Wo Naik Toton Ke Pinjray Mein Gai To Tasbi Wala Tota Doosray Totay Se Bola “Utth Shahzaday Dua Qabool Ho Gai Hai.”  Read More →

Urdu Funny SMS

Payar Be Ajib Shay Hai Maan Se Ho To Ebaadat Baap Se Ho To Muqadas Bhai Se Ho To Aqeedat Bahan Se Ho To Farz Or Biwi Se Ho To Sub Kahte Hain “Thalley Lag Gya..:-)”  Read More →

Urdu Poetry SMS

Zindgi Me Her Dam Hanstey Raho Hansna Zindgi Ke Zaroort Hai Zindgi Ko Is Andaz Mein Jiyo Ke Ap Ko Dekh Ker Log Kahe Wo Dekho Zindgi Kitni Khubsoort Hai  Read More →

Islamic SMS

Wo Sehri Ka Maza Wo Iftari Ke Bhook Wo Quran Ke Tilawat Wo Namaz Ka Mamul Wo Roze Ke Barkat Wo Roze Ka Nor Sirf 30 Din Door Phir Ho Ga Mah-E-Ramzan Purnoor  Read More →

Love & Flirt SMS

Wonderful Quote: “Love Is Seventh Sense Which Destroys All Six Senses”  Read More →

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

***Lakeerien**** Us Ne Mery  Hath Ki Lakeerien Dekhin Or Phir Hans Kar Kaha! Tujhy Zindgi Me Sab Kuch Milay Ga Sivaay, . . . Bijli Ke…J  Read More →

ATLAS OF CREATION

ATLAS OF CREATION INTRODUCTION Charles Darwin Some 150 years ago, the British naturalist Charles Darwin proposed a theory based on various observations made during his travels, but which could not be supported by any subsequent scientific findings. In essence, his theory of evolution consisted of various scenarios, assumptions and conjectures that Darwin dreamed up in his own imagination. According... 

Correct way of eating Fruits‏

Correct Way of Eating Fruits:   EATING FRUIT – Guide We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It’s not as easy as you think It’s important to know how and when to eat.. What is the correct way of eating fruits?     IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! – FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. If... 

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Kise Ko ISHQ Ke Tarap Maar Deti Hai Kisi Ko Payar Ki Gehrai Maar Deti Hai\ Jo Is Se Bach Jaye . . . . Use Pakistan Ke Loadshedding Maar Deti Hai J  Read More →

Decent SMS

Contradictory Proverbs 1: All Good Things Come To Those Who Wait But Time And Tide Wait For None 2: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword  But Actions Speak Louder Than Words 3: Many Hands Make The Work Lighter But Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth 4: Doubt Is The Beginning Of Wisdom But Faith Moves Mountains  Read More →

Love & Flirt SMS

Simple Bye Makes Us Cry Simple Joke Makes Us Laugh Simple Care Makes Us Fall In Love Simple Touch Makes Us Feel Better But I Hope My Simple SMS Makes You Smile J  Read More →

Funny SMS

Galileo: Great Mind Einstein: Genius Mind Newton: Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind Me: Master Mind U: HahhahahaJHeheeheheJ Don’t Mind  Read More →

Urdu Funny SMS

Aap Ki Kahani Humari Zubani Aap Ke Paass Dimagh Hai Chalta Nahi Wo Alag Baat Hai Aap Smart Hai, Koi Manta Nai Alag Baat Hai Aap Sharif Hain Lagtay Nai Wo Alag Baat Hai Aap Ke Paas Cell Phone Hai Call Nai Kartay Wo Alag Baat Hai Kaafi Izzat Hai Aap Ki Koi Karta Nai Ye Alag Baat Hai  Read More →

Urdu Funny SMS

Agar Doctors Film Banatay Toh  Un Filmo Ke Naam Ye Hote X-Ray Ho Na Ho, Kaho Na Bukhar Hai Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam Mere Yaar Ka Operation Ha Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hote Mien Dettol Ke Dewani Ho Humara Thermometer Aap Ke Pass Hai Kabi Drip Kabi Injection Zukaam To Hona Hi Tha J  Read More →

Urdu Funny SMS

Pathan Ne Apni Bhabi Qatal Kar Di Police: Kion Ki? Pathan: Mere Dost Ke Pass Call Aye Wo Hans Hans Ke Baat Kr Raha Tha Me Ne Poocha Kon Hai To Bola Tumhari Bhabi J  Read More →

Urdu Poetry SMS

Suno! Ek Kam Karna, Chand Se Kuch Mitti Lana Us Se Tum Payar Ke Mujasmey Banana Ik Tum Jaisa! Ik Muj Jaisa! Phir Un Ko Tum Tor Dena Phir Un Se Do Aur Banana! Ik Tum Jaisa! Ik Mujh Jaisa! Taa Ke Tum Mein Kuch Main Rah Jaon Aur Mujh Mein Kuch Tum Rah Jao!!!  Read More →

Urdu Poetry SMS

Aik Din Kante Ne Phool Se Kaha Ke Tu Both Khubsoorat Hia Is Liya Duniya Ka Sab Log Tujh Se Muhabbat Karte Hain Aur Muj Se Nafrat Krte Hain Toh Phool Ne Bari Sadgi Se Jawab Dia Dunia Ke Nafrat Krne Se Kia Hota Hai Me To Tujhe Se Muhabat Krta Ho Is Lia Tujh Se Juda Hote Hi Murjha Jata Hon  Read More →

Love & Flirt SMS

Distance, Time Or Reason Can Never Keep Us Far….. So Even When I Am Not Near Never Shed A Tear……. For No Matter I Go… My Heart Will Be Where You Are!!!  Read More →

FIA, PTA cannot screen ‘bad’ e-messages

FIA, PTA cannot screen ‘bad’ e-messages By Zulqernain Tahir Tuesday, 14 Jul, 2009 | 08:52 AM PST | DAWN.com ‘We have a system to detect culprits on receiving complaints but there is no mechanism to screen millions of SMS,’ FIA Director (Punjab) Azam Joya told Dawn. — File Photo LAHORE: Though the federal government has announced punishment for sending indecent, provocative and ‘ill-motivated’... 

FIA to Crack Down on SMS Messages

FIA to Crack Down on SMS Messages By Hidden Eyes · Thursday, May 14, 2009 | ProPakistani Interior Minister,  Rehman Malik has directed the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) to crack down on unscrupulous elements involved in cyber crime, particularly the misuse of short message service (SMS) by some banned outfits to advance their agenda. “The interior minister has directed the FIA director general...