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Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Some People Hear Their Own Inner Voices With Great Clarity And They Live By What They Hear Such People Become Crazy Or They Become Legends ... (Continue reading)

Would you know what to do if a person drowned while you’re near him or her?

Would you know what to do if a person drowned while you’re near him or her?

  Would you know what to do if a person drowned while you’re near him or her? Please read the following important instructions and always keep them in mind, especially that we are in the swimming and sea season: VERY IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS... (Continue reading)

Miracles of Allah Almighty

Miracles of Allah Almighty

Miracles of Allah Almighty THE NAME OF ALLAH ALMIGHTY WRITTEN IN HONEY CUBES     “We will show them Our signs in all the regions of the earth and in their own souls, until they clearly see that this is the truth …” (Surah... (Continue reading)

AWSOME PAINTINGS ART‏

AWSOME PAINTINGS ART‏

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Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

Ye Yaad Nahi Kia Kuch Khoya Bas Yaad Raha Muje Payar Huwa Jab Payar Huwa Sab Bhool Gaya Ek Yaad Raha Bas Naam Tera Mein Masjid Mandir Bhool Gaya Muje Yaad Raha Bas Sath Tera Kuch Salon Baad Who Hum Se Milay Mein Pooch Baitha Kiya Haal Tera Wo... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

This Message Is Strictly For Sweet  And Good-Looking People Since You Accidently Received This Message. We Deeply Apologise For The Technical Error…..:-) ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

Ab To Barish Mein Bhi Uss Ko Mere Yaad Nahien Aati Jo Baadalon Kay Garajnay Per Lipat Jata Tha Muj Say…!!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Bina Make Up Ke Apni Ammi Ko Dekh Ke Us Ne Ye Kaha Faraz . . . Aye Khuda Mery Abbu Salamat Rahein ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Rules Of Success Always Consult A Girl Before Doing Any Important Task In Your Life . . . & Act Exactly Opposite To Her AdviceJ ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Shaitaan Association Invites All Members  For Annual Meeting To Discuss Their Vacation  For The Month Of Ramadan So Your Attendance  As A Senior Member Is Required!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Darda Deny Se Mohabbat Barhti Hay Ye Kah Ke Wo Mere Ungli . . . Darwazay Mein Phansa Gaya!! ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Before You Speak (Listen) Before You Criticize (Wait) Before You Pray (Forgive) Before You Quit (Try) ... (Continue reading)

NOKIA FACTORY‏

NOKIA FACTORY‏

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Islamic SMS

Islamic SMS

Anas ibne-Malik (Radiyallahu Anhuma) narrates that Rasulullah (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) said to me:   Sonny ! If you can keep your heart, morning and evening, devoid of deceit and ill-will towards anyone, then do so. Then he (Sall-Allahu alayhi wa sallam) said to me: Sonny ! And this... (Continue reading)

Incredible Umbrella Art Installations Around The World

Incredible Umbrella Art Installations Around The World

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ASTONISHING FACTS…..FABULOUS & ASTONISHING FACTS OF NATURE & CREATION

ASTONISHING FACTS.....FABULOUS & ASTONISHING FACTS OF NATURE & CREATION

ASTONISHING FACTS     FABULOUS & ASTONISHING FACTS OF NATURE & CREATION     ASTONISHING FACTS : 1) LONGEST ENGLISH WORD: Praetertranssubstan tiationalistical ly –> has 37 letters. 2) BOOK WITHOUT LETTER ‘e’: GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn’t contain... (Continue reading)

The Story of Islam in China

The Story of Islam in China

The Muslim Ummah faces so many crises at present that once we close a file have to open another. We might perhaps open tens of files simultaneously. For example, the issues of Palestine, Iraq, Sudan, Afghanistan, Somalia and Chechnya... (Continue reading)

DEPLETED URANIUM BABIES!‏

DEPLETED URANIUM BABIES!‏

DU Babies This photo is from Dr. Jena Hassan’s Collection of Iraq babies deformed by DU (Depleted Uranium). Dust from American depleted uranium used to give extra heft to bullets is causing birth defects both in Iraqi babies and in babies fathered... (Continue reading)

READ IT WORD TO WORD VERY CAREFULLY - HEART TOUCHING STORY‏

READ IT WORD TO WORD VERY CAREFULLY - HEART TOUCHING STORY‏

A boy and a girl were in love.   When the girl’s father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Aik Pathan Ne Jail Note Banaya Or Quaid-E-Azam Ke Topi Bhol Gia Jab Dukandar Ko Dia To Dukandar Ne Kaha Topi Hi Nai Hai Khan Bola: Ye Qauid-E-Azam Ke Garmion Ke Tazweer Hai ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Aik Pinjray Mein Kuch Totay Aik Toti Ko Chair Rahe Thay Jab Ke Dosre Pinjray Mein Aik Tota Tasbih Aur Doosra Namaz Parh Raha Tha Malik Ne Toti Ka Pinjra Tabdil Kr Dia Jab Wo Naik Toton Ke Pinjray Mein Gai To Tasbi Wala... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Payar Be Ajib Shay Hai Maan Se Ho To Ebaadat Baap Se Ho To Muqadas Bhai Se Ho To Aqeedat Bahan Se Ho To Farz Or Biwi Se Ho To Sub Kahte Hain “Thalley Lag Gya..:-)” ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

Zindgi Me Her Dam Hanstey Raho Hansna Zindgi Ke Zaroort Hai Zindgi Ko Is Andaz Mein Jiyo Ke Ap Ko Dekh Ker Log Kahe Wo Dekho Zindgi Kitni Khubsoort Hai ... (Continue reading)

Islamic SMS

Islamic SMS

Wo Sehri Ka Maza Wo Iftari Ke Bhook Wo Quran Ke Tilawat Wo Namaz Ka Mamul Wo Roze Ke Barkat Wo Roze Ka Nor Sirf 30 Din Door Phir Ho Ga Mah-E-Ramzan Purnoor ... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

Wonderful Quote: “Love Is Seventh Sense Which Destroys All Six Senses” ... (Continue reading)

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

***Lakeerien**** Us Ne Mery  Hath Ki Lakeerien Dekhin Or Phir Hans Kar Kaha! Tujhy Zindgi Me Sab Kuch Milay Ga Sivaay, . . . Bijli Ke…J ... (Continue reading)

ATLAS OF CREATION

ATLAS OF CREATION

ATLAS OF CREATION INTRODUCTION Charles Darwin Some 150 years ago, the British naturalist Charles Darwin proposed a theory based on various observations made during his travels, but which could not be supported by any subsequent scientific findings. In essence, his theory of evolution... (Continue reading)

Correct way of eating Fruits‏

Correct way of eating Fruits‏

Correct Way of Eating Fruits:   EATING FRUIT - Guide We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It’s not as easy as you think It’s important to know how and when to... (Continue reading)

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Kise Ko ISHQ Ke Tarap Maar Deti Hai Kisi Ko Payar Ki Gehrai Maar Deti Hai\ Jo Is Se Bach Jaye . . . . Use Pakistan Ke Loadshedding Maar Deti Hai J ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Contradictory Proverbs 1: All Good Things Come To Those Who Wait But Time And Tide Wait For None 2: The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword  But Actions Speak Louder Than Words 3: Many Hands Make The Work Lighter But Too Many Cooks Spoil... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

Simple Bye Makes Us Cry Simple Joke Makes Us Laugh Simple Care Makes Us Fall In Love Simple Touch Makes Us Feel Better But I Hope My Simple SMS Makes You Smile J ... (Continue reading)

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Galileo: Great Mind Einstein: Genius Mind Newton: Extraordinary Mind Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind Me: Master Mind U: HahhahahaJHeheeheheJ Don’t Mind ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Aap Ki Kahani Humari Zubani Aap Ke Paass Dimagh Hai Chalta Nahi Wo Alag Baat Hai Aap Smart Hai, Koi Manta Nai Alag Baat Hai Aap Sharif Hain Lagtay Nai Wo Alag Baat Hai Aap Ke Paas Cell Phone Hai Call Nai Kartay Wo Alag Baat Hai Kaafi... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Agar Doctors Film Banatay Toh  Un Filmo Ke Naam Ye Hote X-Ray Ho Na Ho, Kaho Na Bukhar Hai Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam Mere Yaar Ka Operation Ha Kaash Ap Humare Patient Hote Mien Dettol Ke Dewani Ho Humara Thermometer Aap Ke Pass Hai Kabi Drip Kabi Injection Zukaam... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Pathan Ne Apni Bhabi Qatal Kar Di Police: Kion Ki? Pathan: Mere Dost Ke Pass Call Aye Wo Hans Hans Ke Baat Kr Raha Tha Me Ne Poocha Kon Hai To Bola Tumhari Bhabi J ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

Suno! Ek Kam Karna, Chand Se Kuch Mitti Lana Us Se Tum Payar Ke Mujasmey Banana Ik Tum Jaisa! Ik Muj Jaisa! Phir Un Ko Tum Tor Dena Phir Un Se Do Aur Banana! Ik Tum Jaisa! Ik Mujh Jaisa! Taa Ke Tum Mein Kuch Main Rah Jaon Aur Mujh Mein Kuch... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

Aik Din Kante Ne Phool Se Kaha Ke Tu Both Khubsoorat Hia Is Liya Duniya Ka Sab Log Tujh Se Muhabbat Karte Hain Aur Muj Se Nafrat Krte Hain Toh Phool Ne Bari Sadgi Se Jawab Dia Dunia Ke Nafrat Krne Se Kia Hota... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

Distance, Time Or Reason Can Never Keep Us Far….. So Even When I Am Not Near Never Shed A Tear……. For No Matter I Go… My Heart Will Be Where You Are!!! ... (Continue reading)

FIA, PTA cannot screen ‘bad’ e-messages

FIA, PTA cannot screen ‘bad’ e-messages

FIA, PTA cannot screen ‘bad’ e-messages By Zulqernain Tahir Tuesday, 14 Jul, 2009 | 08:52 AM PST | DAWN.com ‘We have a system to detect culprits on receiving complaints but there is no mechanism to screen millions of SMS,’ FIA Director (Punjab)... (Continue reading)

FIA to Crack Down on SMS Messages

FIA to Crack Down on SMS Messages

FIA to Crack Down on SMS Messages By Hidden Eyes · Thursday, May 14, 2009 | ProPakistani Interior Minister,  Rehman Malik has directed the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) to crack down on unscrupulous elements involved in cyber crime, particularly the misuse of... (Continue reading)

True Friends will never Let U Fall‏

True Friends will never Let U Fall‏

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Amazing Painting Art‏

Amazing Painting Art‏

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Special images for Smokers‏

Special images for Smokers‏

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Don’t let this happen to You

Don't let this happen to You

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21st International conference on Islamic Unity‏

21st International conference on Islamic Unity‏

  21st International conference on Islamic Unity A widespread occurrence of deep sleep, napping, snoozing, dozing and blissful slumber has been witnessed by heidariam.blogfa.com during the sessions of the 21st International Conference on Islamic Unity in Tehran held May 4 to 6... (Continue reading)

Nothing is impossible‏

Nothing is impossible‏

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Plane you can drive on road

Plane you can drive on road

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New Titanic Ship…. Amazing‏

New Titanic Ship.... Amazing‏

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Beauty of Kerala (India) Backwaters‏

Beauty of Kerala (India) Backwaters‏

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Funny Urdu SMS

Funny Urdu SMS

What Is The Moral Of Movies: Jannat Gangster Murder Fanna Awarapan Ghajni & Titanic . . . Think . . . Larkion Ke Chakar Mein Jo Para Wo Kutay Ke Mout Mara….! ... (Continue reading)

Islamic SMS

Islamic SMS

Hazrat Ali (A.S) Said: Lambi Dosti Ke Liya Do Cheezon Per Amal Karo 1: Apne Dost Se Gusse Mein Baat Mat Karo Oar 2: Apne Dost Ke Gusse Mein Kahi Hoi Baat Dil Pe Mat Lo ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Aik Potta Dada Se Dada: Mein Apni Girl Friend Ko Kia Don Dada: Wo Dekhne Me Kesi Hai Potta: Both Khobsoorat Hai Dada: To Phir Us Ko Mera Number De Do J ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

The most difficult moment of life When someone very special hurts you so deeply, Causes tears in your eyes & ask “What happned?” But you just reply “Nothing!!!” ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Koi raat meray aashna muje yun bhi to naseeb ho Na haayal ho libas tak wo itna meray qareeb ho Badan keg arm aanch say mere aarzu ko aag day Mera josh bhi bahek uthay mera haal bhi ajeeb ho Teri chaashni wajood ka... (Continue reading)

Shah of Iran….History — Iran Past

Shah of Iran....History -- Iran Past

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GOOD ONE !! IMPACT of JOB CHANGE‏

GOOD ONE !! IMPACT of JOB CHANGE‏

IMPACT of JOB CHANGE:    tooooooo good………..! A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the     car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped few centimeters... (Continue reading)

Islamic SMS

Islamic SMS

Abdullah ibne-Ubaid ibne-Umair Rahimahullah said that Jabir Radiyallahu ‘anhu came to me with a group of the Sahabah of Rasullullah Sallallahu alaihi wasallam. Jabir Radiyallahu anhu placed before them bread and vinegar and said: Eat, I have heard from Rasullullah Sallallahu alaihi wasallam saying: Vinegar is... (Continue reading)

Affects of Microwave Water and Food on Health..Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven‏

Affects of Microwave Water and Food on Health..Ten Reasons to Throw out your Microwave Oven‏

I have known for years that the problem with microwave anything is not the radiation people used to worry about, It’s how it corrupts the DNA in the food so the body can not recognize it. So the body wraps it in fat cells... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

3 Charsi Motorcycle Par Kahi Ja Rahe Thay Darmian Wale Ko Awaz Sunai Di ;;;;;Thaaaaaa;;;;;;;; Us Ne Apne Aagay Wale Se Poocha “Goli Tenu Vajji A?” Us Ne Kaha ‘Nai’ Us Ne Apne Peechay Wale Se Poocha “Te Fer Goli Tenu Vajji A?” Wo Bhi Bola ‘Nai’ Wo Khud... (Continue reading)

Good Morning SMS

Good Morning SMS

Morning Is Special Gift From “Allah” After A Restful Sleep, May It Brings A Lot Of Happiness And Joys In Your Life Enjoy Your Day! Good Morning ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Free  Free Free—Breakfast Free—-Lunch Free—-Dinner Free—-Tea Just Visit “Data Darbaar” And Enjoy Unlimited Offers Paj Paj Ke Jao Te Raj Raj Ke Khao…! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Pathan passport banwaney gaya, Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia Clerk: biwi ka nai apna do Pathan: kal to ham ko bola tha ke “NADRA ka le kea o” ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Wo apni biwi se ye kah kar door chala gaya Ghalib . . . . . Dosti door kea chi Roti tandoor kea chi Daal masoor ki achi Biwi shakoor kea chi ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Sardar Ne Call Milai To Awaz Aai: “ Is Call Ke Liye Ap Ka Balance Na-Kafi Hai” Sardar: Koi Baat Nai Mere Jaan Tum Ne Hum Se Baat Ki, Itnahi Kafi Hai J ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Tu Bar Bar Apni Wafaon Ke Kahani Na Sunaya Ker Faraz, . . . . . Ek Tay Pahlay Hi Eni Garmi Ay Uton Tera Rona Nae Mukda!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Queen Of Urdu Poetry “Parveen Shakir” “ Mere Paas Se Jo Guzra, Mere Haal Tak Na Poocha Main Kase Maan Jaon Ke Wo Door Ja Ker Roya!” King Of Urdu Poetry Ahmed Faraz, “ Tere Paas Se Jo Guzray To Nashey Mein Thay Faraz, Zara Door Ja Ker... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Aik Pathan Baghair Ticket Ke Train Me Safar Kr Raha Tha, Ticket Checker Check Karne Aya To Pathan Ne Namaz Ke Niyat Kar Li Checker Pass Bath Ke Intezar Krne Laga Pathan Guse Se Bola…. “100 Rakat Namaz Nafal Lahore Tak Allah-O-Akbar” ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Teacher To Pathan: Jis Ko Sunai Na De Us Ko English Mein Kia Kahe Ge? Pathan: Jo Marzi Kah Do Us Ko Konsa Kuch Sunia De Ga ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Meaning Of Pakistan P: Payaar A: Aman K: Khushhaali I: Insaaf S: Sukoon T: Taraqqi A: Azad Adliya . . . N: Not Available Here!!!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Pathan Names: Born In Good Family Sharafat Khan Born In Jungle: Sher Khan In Summer: Sharbat Khan In War Barood Khan Near Ocean: Samandar Khan In Garden:Gul Khan With Abnormal Features: Ajab Khab Born In Anger: Ghaszab Khan In Horror Haybat Khan With No Talent And No Brain Younis... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Duniya se kuch ajeeb hein mere dil ke mashghaley sagar, Kanton ko choomta hoon ke phoolon ka dil jaley ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

The golden days….. Let me take you back in time When there were no mobiles When there was only chuppan chupayi Watching 07:30 am cartoons before going to school on PTV 05:00pm ainak wala jin 07:00pm STN channel ninja turtle , captain planet, the mask, swat... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

Every night in my dreams, I see you I feel you, That’s the way I know you, Go on….. Near far wherever you are…….. Sweet dreams J     ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Meaning of Pakistan P : payaar A: Aman K: khushhaali I: insaaf S: sukoon T: Taraqqi A: Azad Adliya . . . . . . N: Not Available here …….:-( ... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

What is confidence? Ten boys decided to propose a girl….. Nince boys came with roses, One boy came with “Molvi” This is confidence….! ... (Continue reading)

Creative and Inspirational Pictures‏

Creative and Inspirational Pictures‏

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Healing power of Honey and the Black Seed

Healing power of Honey and the Black Seed

The findings will amaze you and the research will delight you but you wont be shocked because you have known it all along! Truth revealed to muslims approximatley 1400 years ago! A powerful Verse from Quran that tells us where honey... (Continue reading)

The Miracle of Zam Zam Water

The Miracle of Zam Zam Water

The Miracle of Zam Zam Water Research by Tariq Hussain and Moin Uddin Ahmed Come the Hajj season, and I am reminded of the wonders of Zumzum water. Let me go back to how it all started. In 1971, an Egyptian doctor... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

Zaheen larka + zaheen larki= Dosti Bewakoof  larka+zaheen larki=Love Zaheen larka+bawakoof larki= Dates Bewakoof larka+bawkoof larki=? . . . . . . Marriage! ... (Continue reading)

Pepsi and Coca Cola Contains PORK (PIG) extracts - PROVEN!!

Pepsi and Coca Cola Contains PORK (PIG) extracts - PROVEN!!

Pepsi and Coca Cola Contains PORK (PIG) extracts - PROVEN!! Now there is yet another reason which is more dangerous. The scientific and medical research says that drinking Pepsi & Cola leads to cancer because the key element is taken... (Continue reading)

General Hamid Gul’s old pictures in Afghanistan

General Hamid Gul's old pictures in Afghanistan

General Hamid Gul’s old pictures in Afghanistan. After taking over as Director General ISI in April 1987, General Hamid Gul’s foremost aim was to be accepted by Afghan Leaders and Mujahideen. The Afghan brothers accepted him with open arms and... (Continue reading)

Qasida-e-Me’raj - A Journey to the Heavens

Qasida-e-Me'raj - A Journey to the Heavens

Qasida-e-Me’raj - A Journey to the Heavens Translated By: Prof. G.D. Qureshi When the supreme Prophet went to his journey to the Divine Throne of Allah, There were very special arrangements made to welcome the unique guest from Arabia’  It was springtime; there... (Continue reading)

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Ye SMS sirf ap ko khush karnay ke lya hai Ye ap ke pass aega to mobile ke light on ho ge Wo light dekh ke aap khush hongay Ke chalo Pakistan mein kahi to light hai       ... (Continue reading)

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Akbar: anarkali tuje kya chahea, Taj ya takht?  Anarkali: jahanpanah muje na taaj chahea or na hi takht Bas aik naya connection chahea, . . . . U.P.S ka J ... (Continue reading)

Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS

Bullay Shah farmaya: Dukh dardan di thor vi koi nai, Agg pani da jor vi koi nai, Change je hove te iko kafi ay Bohtay yaar banavan di lore vi koi nai!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Teacher to student: Kabhi tum ne ullo dekha hai? Student class se baher dekhne laga, Teacher ne ghusse se kaha: Bahir kya dekh rahe ho Mere tarf dekho…J ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye, To woh doctor sahib ko un batane laga, Doctor sahib, subah se network kharab hai, Miss bell pe miss bell aa rahi, Outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hai, Tarah tarha ke ringtones baj rahi hain, Pait... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Smiles are like birds, They fly from face to face, May your lips give them A better nest, So That They can stay there Forever “Keep Smilling” ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Aqal mand jab khamosh hota hai to fikar krta hai Jab bolta hai to zikar krta hai Or jab dekhta hai to ibrat hasil krta hai (Hazrat Ali R.A) ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Kamyabi hosloon se milti hai Or…… Hoslay doston se milte hain Or. Dost…..moqadron se milte hai Or Muqadar insane khud banata hai   ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Aik aurat keg her gas ka bill bohat zyda aa gaya Wo gas office gaye aur manager se kaha “Ma mainu enna bill paij dita, Me ki dozakh nu pipe dita?” ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Patharoan ke basti mein karobar sheeshay ka Koi bhi nai karta aitbar sheeshay ka Kaanch se banay putlay thori dair chaltay hain Chaar din ka hota hai ye khumar sheeshay ka Ban sanwar ke harjaai aaj ghar se nikla hai Janay kon hota hai phir... (Continue reading)

Arrest Rehman Malik and Babar Awan for Murder of Benazir: PPP Leader

Arrest Rehman Malik and Babar Awan for Murder of Benazir: PPP Leader

Arrest Rehman Malik and Babar Awan for Murder of Benazir: PPP Leader ‘U.S. War Criminal Dick Cheney Killed Benazir Bhutto’: American Journalist Wayne Madsen http://www.onlinejournal.com/artman/publish/article_4912.shtml “The most high-profile target of the secret Cheney assassination squad, according to high-level [U.S.] CIA sources, allegedly was former Pakistani Prime... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Aaj raat chaand Hu-ba-hu Tujh jaisa tha Wohi khoobsurti Wohi gharoor Wohi nor Aur Wohi hum se door!!!!!!!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

“Pyasa Crow” Once din he was pyasa, He finding paani, But paani was kahin sy na mila, He guzra from jungle, He was dekha one gharra, Magar paani was thora ... (Continue reading)

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Taliban Taliban yes papa Explosive bomb no papa Telling a lie no papa Open your jacket Thaaaa thaaaa thaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Chor aik ghar me chori karny gaya, Tijori pe likha tha, “Tojori ko tornay ke zaroort nahi, 440# lagao & saamnay walay laal button ko dabao, Tijori khul jaaegi” Jaisay hi button dabaya, alarm baja & police a agai…. Jatay waqt chor maalik se bola…. “Maan Qasam,... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS Quotes

Decent SMS Quotes

I know not with what weapons world war III will be fought But…. World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones! Albert Einstien ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

45 saal ka admi larki dekhne gaya Laarki ke maan behhosh ho gai Hosh aya to Waja poochi Wo boli 25 saal pehle ye Kameena muje bhi dekhne aya tha ... (Continue reading)

Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS

Ary oo Friendwa! Kese ho? Humaar se kono galti hui gava ka? Tohar SMSwa k Darshan ko ik jamana beet gava, Torant ik duui SMSWA bhej dio humaar tuntuniya pe ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Teacher said to pathan: Translate into English………. Sadar bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain Pathan: the tablets are walking in the president bazaarJ ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

2 sardar or un ki bahan bina tickhet ke  train me safar kr rahe thay TT ne pakar liya or un ke behan ko lay gia Sardar : “Aj jay bahan na hondi tay izzat gai C;-P ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

Chupke se bheja tha aik gulab usay magar “Tabish”…. Khushbu ne shehar bhar mein tamasha bana diya ... (Continue reading)

Amazing Goat - William Windsor in British Army

Amazing Goat - William Windsor in British Army

William Windsor (known as Billy), a goat in the military, was a lance corporal in the 1st Battalion, the Royal Welsh, an infantry battalion of the British Army. He served as a lance corporal from 2001 until 2009, except for... (Continue reading)

Good Morning SMS

Good Morning SMS

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MICHAEL JACKSON’S FUNERAL‏

MICHAEL JACKSON'S FUNERAL‏

Jab tak Suraj Chand rahey ga, mickey tera dance rahey ga..zinda hai mickey zinda hai…jiyeeee mickey….. By Awab, Teeth MaestroAs I write this blog post I have been at a loss of words, I was shocked to read at the PKKH... (Continue reading)

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

A psychological survey report: When two couples come face to face, Wives look at each others’ dresses & Husbands look at each others’ wives:-P ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Two brightest brains ( Pathan & Sardar) Paani penay gay to glass ulta para tha Sardar: yaar is ka to moun hi band hai Pathan: O’ Yaar ye to neechay se bhi toota hoa hai J ... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

Sweet people deserve “Sweetness” Great people deserve  “Greatness” Sincere people deserve “Sincerity” Loving people deserve “Love” And you deserve “All” ... (Continue reading)

Richest Country But No Leadership‏

Richest Country But No Leadership‏

*Richest Country But No Leadership*   If All The Oil Reserves of Saudia Arab & Iran Put Together  These Are Approximately 375 Billion Barrels,  But  A Single Thar Coal Reserve Of Sindh is about 850 Trillion Cubic Feet,  Which is More Than Oil Reserves Of Saudia... (Continue reading)

Crack Down on SmS and emails… A blessing in disguise?

Crack Down on SmS and emails... A blessing in disguise?

And finally it happened.. It is the end of government's patience. There's always a limit for everything. To stop MILLIONS of dirty messages AGAINST recent government and to discourage the continuous defaming of government and it's failures, the council of... (Continue reading)

How To Protect Your Password‏

How To Protect Your Password‏

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Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Dil aur dunya me sirf itna farq hai ke Is dunya me both log rahte hai Aur Is     Me sirf . . . . Aap .. . . . Ki bhabi rahty hain J     ... (Continue reading)

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Two friends saw a lion, Ist climb up the tree, 2nd lay down & hold his breath Lion came to him and said, “ Na puttar na ey filma hun puranian ho gaian nayJ” ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Kon kahta hai sitary baray hote hain “Faraz” Hum ne to parha tha ………. Twinkle Twinkle little stars J ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Kuch log Haseen yadon ke tarah hote hain Jinhen yaad kar ke dil khush ho jata hai Or Jinko bhulana na mumkin hai Ap unhi mein se aik hai Kah message parh rahe hain ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry SMS

Urdu Poetry SMS

Husan walon Ko    Kiya zaroorat Hai    Sanwarne ki    ‘Faraz’ Wo to sadgi mein bhi      Qiyamat ki Ada    Rakhte hai ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

People are not beautiful, As they look, As they walk, As they talk, People are beautiful, As they love, As they are sincere, As they care, As they remember. ... (Continue reading)

I Miss You SMS

I Miss You SMS

Hum ne unko missed call day kar apni yaad dilai faraz . . . . Us ne SMS kar ke kaha………… . . . . Keera hai Kiya…..? ... (Continue reading)

Advocate Files Benazir Murder Charges Against the Musharraf-Elahi

Advocate Files Benazir Murder Charges Against the Musharraf-Elahi

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan, 11 July 2009 (The News) - Former Protocol Officerto Benazir Bhutto and member of the PPP Federal Council ChaudharyMuhammad Aslam, Advocate, has formally sought registration of a murdercase against former [self-appointed, criminal] President PervezMusharraf, former [criminal] Punjab Chief... (Continue reading)

The Most Crazy Peoples’ Tatoo‏

The Most Crazy Peoples' Tatoo‏

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Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Arguing with wife is just like wrestling  With a cow in the mud After sometimes you realize that You are getting dirty And the cow is enjoying it:-D ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS Quotes

Decent SMS Quotes

Death is not the greatest loss in life, The greatest loss is when relationships die inside us while we are alive!!!!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Poetry

Urdu Poetry

Halat ny tor diya kachay dhaagay ki tarah warna, Mere waday bhi kabhi zanjeer hoa kartey they L ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Ankhon mein kuch name thi, Muj mein shayad vitamin ke kami thi, Jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki “Yaaro” Wo to mere girlfriend ke ammi thi L ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Boss: Ye tum itni chote kapre kion pahnti ho? Secretary: Kya krun itni salary me itne hi kapre atey hain L Boss: Chalo phir aaj se salary band J ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Ufone menu main khushamdeed Rishte ke liaya 1 dabaen Mangni ke lia 2 dabain Shadi ke liay 3 dabaen Aur apni pasand ke shadi ke liay Apni ammi ke paon dabaen Aur ager ap shadi shuda hai to . . . apni wife ka gala dabaen Shukarya ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Master: Jo chiz urti hai wo anday deti hai Jo zameen pe chalti hai wo bachay deti hai Wo kia chiz hai jo urti bhi hai aur bachay bhi deti hai Pathan: air hostess ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Sardar: Kal koi mere biwi keka purse se 2000Rs le gaya Pathan: jhoot bolti hai 1500 me ne khud ginay thay Sardar: paisay ka masla nai hai tu bas admi ka pata kr ... (Continue reading)

I Miss You SMS

I Miss You SMS

I miss you!! Lekin pata hai miss to school me hoti hain School me to bachay hote hain Bachay to chotay hotay hai Choti to chiriya hoti hai Chiriya to urti hai Urta to kawwa bi hai Kawwa to kaala hota hai Kali to billi hoti... (Continue reading)

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Teacher: what is the most confusing day for Americans? Student: Father’s Day!! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Duniya mein both se network hain Magar aik network aisa ha jo sirf aap ke waja se Chalta ha aur wo hai CART@@N NETWOR ... (Continue reading)

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Load-shedding ke fawaid 1: Generator, UPS & Candle walo ko rozgar ke frahmi 2: Mobile charge na hone sy balance or waqt ke bachat 3: TV na dekhne sy gunahon me kami 4: Saber krny sy janat mein jany ke zyada imkanat 5: Light aany... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

Muje wo dost pasand hia Jo mehfil mere ghaltion ko chupaye Aur tanhai me mere ghaltiyon pe tanqeed kare Hazrat ali ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Pholan nal gulaban da ki tuk banda? Chapel nal juraban da ki tuk banda? A hi soch ke main sara paper khali chad aya Ka sawalan nal jawaban di tuk banda       ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Arz kiya hai! Chandi ka ghora sonay ke lagaam Message perhne walay ko mera salam Pepsi coke pene walo Lassi be piya kro Free ka message perhne walo Reply be kiya kro!!!!       ... (Continue reading)

THE BARBARIANS OF MODERN CIVILISATION!

THE BARBARIANS OF MODERN CIVILISATION!

THE BARBARIANS OF MODERN CIVILISATION!   That the world is a nasty place is not in doubt; what is seldom admitted is the depth of the plight of the oppressed, especially Muslims, and the level of hypocrisy that passes for the rule... (Continue reading)

Michael Jackson - The Face of Change!‏

Michael Jackson - The Face of Change!‏

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Commander of the Faithful

Commander of the Faithful

In May of last year, a convoy of journalists made its way from Peshawar up into the remote reaches of South Waziristan. They were responding to an invitation from the diminutive, diabetic, and hypertensive commander of Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan, the Pakistani... (Continue reading)

THE DEATH

THE DEATH

Day of Judgment-  6 lines When there is only a single star left in the sky. At that very moment, the path of forgiveness will close. The writing in the Quran will vanish. The sun will lower itself with the earth. Prophet Muhammad saw said,... (Continue reading)

What do they say in Geo TV ???????????/

What do they  say in Geo TV ???????????/

  what do they  say in Geo TV ???????????/ //Jeenay do Geo !!! Please clear your mind and think.I think you are not aware of GEO… Geo TV is funded by USA government. just think, what  Jew / Indian/ American lobby want  ……… the basic... (Continue reading)

Great Rats to Fly With!

Great Rats to Fly With!

Great Rats to Fly With! Posted on July 6, 2009 Adil Najam Here is a news item published in today’s The News (July 7, 2009, by Khalid Iqbal): RAWALPINDI: Passengers heaved a sigh of relief when their plane from Birmingham finally landed at... (Continue reading)

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

“Chand Aur Mein” Dono Ka Aik Sa Muqaddar, Wo Falak Pe Tanha Mein Zameen Pe Tanha Wo Roshni Mange Sooraj Se Aur Mein! . . . . . WAPDA Se J ... (Continue reading)

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

  U.S.A is the only country Where a black poor kid can become A rich white women! God Bless Michel Jackson..:-) ... (Continue reading)

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

Energy Crisis (WAPDA) SMS

11 July, “Aalmi Youm-e-Abadi” Is saal new shadi shuda joray sirf bijli paida krein Q ke mulk me bijli ke kami hai Bachon ke nai A public service message by KESC! ... (Continue reading)

Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS

Good friend must have these qualities: Cute as crow Smart as elephant Active as turtle Fit as hippo Intelligent as sardar No doubt you are my good friend yaar :-@ ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

If an egg breaks due to outside force, Inside life ends If it breaks from inside Life begins Great things always begin from inside So try to make your inside good! ... (Continue reading)

Urdu Funny SMS

Urdu Funny SMS

Jab barish ho to bahar betha kro Koe na koe khas khaber mil hi jaegi Kismet na badly to kya hoa Kam se kam.. Shakal hi dhul jai ge ... (Continue reading)

Decent SMS

Decent SMS

John Keats a blind poet Everyone in our life is going to hurt us sooner or later! But we have to decide what’s more important? The pain! Or The person! ... (Continue reading)

Funny SMS

Funny SMS

A mouse was going with its kids A cat jumped in front of them, Mouse shouted “bhow” “bhow” Cat ran away, Mouse: that’s the advantage of learning foreign language ... (Continue reading)

Headscarf Martyr Proves European Bias Against Muslims

Headscarf Martyr Proves European Bias Against Muslims

Headscarf Martyr Proves European Bias Against Muslims Al-Arabiya Picture   Outrage over the murder of a pregnant Muslim woman in Germany who has become known as the “hijab martyr” mounted Tuesday following her funeral and protests in her native Egypt over what Muslims... (Continue reading)

Urine: A ‘Clean’ Energy Source

Urine: A 'Clean' Energy Source

Urine: A ‘Clean’ Energy Source Eric Bland, Discovery News The Power of Pee | Discovery News Video  July 8, 2009 — Urine-powered cars, homes and personal electronic devices could be available in six months with new technology developed by scientists from Ohio University. Using... (Continue reading)

Michael Jackson and the number 7: More than just coincidences?

Michael Jackson and the number 7: More than just coincidences?

TMZ brings up some interesting points in regard to Michael Jackson and the number 7. They report: Get ready to have your mind blown. Ready? Here we go … – Michael Jackson signed his will on 7/7/02. – Michael Jackson’s memorial was on... (Continue reading)

BUILDING FELL DOWN STRANGELY IN CHINA Due To Earthquak!!!

BUILDING FELL DOWN STRANGELY IN CHINA Due To Earthquak!!!

BUILDING FELL DOWN STRANGELY IN CHINA Due To Earthquak!!!... (Continue reading)

Pictures of Bibi Fatima (AS) House in Madina Munawwara

Pictures of Bibi Fatima (AS) House in Madina Munawwara

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Good Morning SMS

Good Morning SMS

A shinning angel stands beside your silky bed, Calling you nice name so softly, Throwing flowers on you, And saying , “Good Morning” Have a good day! ... (Continue reading)

Flirt & Love SMS

Flirt & Love SMS

Flirting is the only job in the world That boys cannot include in their CV(curriculum) Despite of having years of experiences And number of references! ... (Continue reading)

Sayings of Holy Prophet……….Four Things Are Very Important

Sayings of Holy Prophet..........Four Things Are Very Important

a) Excessive talking b) Excessive sleeping c) Excessive eating and d) Excessive meeting other people ... (Continue reading)

Love & Flirt SMS

Love & Flirt SMS

Women              Women                     Women If you praise them, they thing you are lying If you don’t, you are good for nothing. If they talk, they want you to listen If you listen, they want you to talk. Women         Women                    Women If you kiss them,... (Continue reading)

Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS

The smallest gestures that go to the right heart A smile from a stranger when you are lost in a crowd, An old friend calling from a distant land Just to say I miss you! The touch of mother’s hand on your forehead When you... (Continue reading)

Friendship SMS

Friendship SMS

We are friends; you think I am best, I think you are best, you think I am funny, I think you are funny, you think I am cute, intelligent, sweet, nice, I think you are right! ... (Continue reading)

Good Morning SMS

Good Morning SMS

If smile could be a rain drop U would wish that it keeps raining Throughout your life! So that there may be no place For tears in your life! Good Morning Have a sweet Sunday! ... (Continue reading)

Laptop’s Days are over!‏

Laptop's Days are over!‏

This 'pen sort of instrument' produces both the monitor as well as the keyboard on any flat surfaces from where you can carry out functions you would normally do on your desktop computer.... (Continue reading)

See what found inside Water pipes in DUBAI

 See what found inside Water pipes in DUBAI

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US Happy Independence Day !‏

US Happy Independence Day !‏

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10 Worst Plastic Surgery Disasters of celebrities!

10 Worst Plastic Surgery Disasters of celebrities!

10 Worst Plastic Surgery Disasters 1.. Hang Mioku: injected cooking oil into her own face Hang Mioku, a 48 year-old woman from South Korea, became so addicted to plastic surgery that she was left unrecognisable after her obsession led her to inject... (Continue reading)

Miracles of Almighty Allah‏

Miracles of Almighty Allah‏

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WOMEN’S DRESS IN THE QUR’AN

WOMEN'S DRESS IN THE QUR'AN

"Adorned for the people are the worldly pleasures, such as the women, having children, piles upon piles of gold and silver, trained horses, livestock, and crops. These are the materials of this world. A far better abode is reserved with... (Continue reading)

Lawsuit Urges Court to Order Police to File Murder Charges Against Obama

Lawsuit Urges Court to Order Police to File Murder Charges Against Obama

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan, 2 July 2009 (The News) - A constitutionalpetition was filed on Wednesday in the [Pakistan] Supreme Court,challenging [U.S. illegal] drone attacks in the tribal belt of thecountry and praying for directing the federal government to submit areport before... (Continue reading)

The Question is Can You Eat It?

The Question is Can You Eat It?

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We are Our Enemies‏

 We are Our Enemies‏

We Are Our Enemies Make no mistake in realizing the fact that only America, India and Israel are not responsible for our destruction. We are also ourselves responsible for our miseries and steady disintegration. Look at our civil and military leadership.... (Continue reading)

8 Incredible Solar Airplanes‏

8 Incredible Solar Airplanes‏

On June 26, world’s first practical solar airplane Solar Impulse is unveiled. The airplane is planned to have 36 hours of non-stop flight. Its a revolutionary airplane. The HB-SIA is the first prototype of the Solar Impulse project. Its mission... (Continue reading)

Hazrat Imam-ul-Hussain’s Tomb‏ضريح الامام الحسين

Hazrat Imam-ul-Hussain's Tomb‏ضريح الامام الحسين

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Allah” Lights Kashmir Sky

Allah

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